How do I keep my kids’ greedy-ass palms off of my food?
M&M’s
Jalapeño M&M’s
Father of the Year Moment #339 – Papá es un Asno:
Father of the year moment #111: psych!
For the first year or so of My Daughter’s life, we had her convinced that rice cakes were cookies. Thanks to Our Daycare Provider and her grandmother (both of whom can bake way too well), we had no such luck with #2. But Oedipus –now he is convinced.
Look at him, he thinks he is getting away with murder.
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I know, you’ve been waiting for it… Father of the Year Moment #22 – Spicy Temptation:
Using tabasco as a force field to keep your children from asking for a bite.
“Daddy, can I have a bite?”
“Sure, take as much as you would like!”
Like you haven’t/won’t try it…
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Father of the year moment # 10:
When momma’s gone daddy prepares the “slap yo’ momma” throwdown. That girl can eat!
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