“Dad. What is a good number in Basketball?”
“23”
“No. Seriously?”
“23.”
“How about 2?”
“Yup, that’s fine.”
“Well, I picked 99!”
“Wait. Wha?!”
Are you shittin’ me?! 99?! What basketball coach lets a kid pick 99?! What is she — starting at left end now?!
Just imagine:
“Hey, who’s your daughter?”
“Number 99, The one who’s fouling the shit out of everyone.”
He did this on purpose. 😡
UffdaBlack - Adventures in Parenting 
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