Father of the Year Moment #110: Some Things Sound Way Better in my Head…

# of daughters: 2

# of girls total: 4

Venue: Fargo

Scene: Local baseball game

# of balls caught: 1

# of bags of cotton candy consumed: 1 @ $7.00!

Total innings lasted: 7 (not bad)

I should have known something was up when the daycare later had a “shit! good-luck-with-that” grin on her face as I pulled out of the driveway.

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