A reflective piece outlining my family dynamic:

May 7th, 2011,

Have you ever explained to your wife the greatest idea ever (in your head) only to have her stare at you like you are a complete idiot. Then she tells her best friend your plan and her friend agrees that you are a complete idiot. I need a son (not in the near future).

(fast forward to February 5th, 2015)

Now I have a son. and he treats me as if I am an idiot.

(fast forward to February 5th, 2018)

Now I have two sons who think I am an idiot.

What. The. Hell.

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